unpresentable:

the-beauty-in-breakdown:

unpresentable:

doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg






givemeinternet:

Was this a joke or is someone getting fired?

givemeinternet:

Was this a joke or is someone getting fired?





thesassycat:

*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab- *Table breaks*














nialllhoran:

men’s back muscles let you know that god is real






oversh4dow:

tranquil-sound:

Me as a husband

accurate representation of a high me





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krisisrad:

My sister didn’t appreciate my joke.

krisisrad:

My sister didn’t appreciate my joke.